Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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