porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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