It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Randomize