so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
