...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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