question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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