Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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