I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
