I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
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If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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