Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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