Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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