You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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