ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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