The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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