But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
