Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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