yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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