i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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