Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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