Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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