Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
