Non-Jews are for practice
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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