Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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