sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
