11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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