Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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