Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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