I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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