You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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