when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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