oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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