They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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