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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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