Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Randomize
