just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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