Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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