One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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