I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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