it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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