somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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