I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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