That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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