We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
