he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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