Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She announced her abortion via fbk
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Randomize
