Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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