How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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