Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i barfeds in our rink
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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