Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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