Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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