we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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