Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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