Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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