SEEEEXXX PLEASE
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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