these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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