people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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