That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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