like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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