just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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